Dear Food,

We've had a bit of a strange relationship. I believe it shocks many people, especially boys, when I mention that I am not very fond of you. I just find you a little bit annoying. And I feel like I've never fairly explained to you why, so I am now taking the time to. 

First of all, I don't particularly love many of you. I love sushi. I love strawberries. And I love blueberries. That's about the only foods I really eat for pure joy rather than boredom, energy, or obligation. I find it annoying that I cannot go through my day without being stalled when I have to eat. There's also the hypoglycemia that is a bit of a factor in my poor opinion of food. But whatever. Basically it means I have to eat crazy healthy, and eat about every two hours. Which is mega annoying. And also how everyone in the world should technically eat anyways. 

So pretty much once it gets to the point that I have to plan my day around you, Food. And I don't like it. I do not like it at all. Especially since I've become something of a food purist, so finding something that is up to my standards and will get the job done is completely annoying. My life would be so much more fun if eating wasn't necessary. 

Also, another thing that comes from Hypoglycemia, who I may write their own letter, but usually I get sick from not eating before I get hungry. And then I just feel sick. And don't want to eat. Stupid Pancreas. Maybe my letter would be better addressed to him next than Hypoglycemia. Basically unless I'm on my period I don't ever get really hungry, I just know I should eat and have learned to call that hunger. Now, on my period, though, no Food is safe. So long as I don't exercise self control. And also depending on what has been occurring lately. But I must admit that there have been some periods (and yes, I do mean lady periods, not periods of time) where I just devour. But I don't know if that's so much to hunger either. 

So really I suppose what it comes down to, Food, is that Hunger is ruining our relationship. To an extent. I still don't think I'd be much fond of you even if I got hungry every now and then. Basically the whole process just sucks to me and it baffles people so I like to complain about it. 

Sincerely, 

Kaylyn